Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Slow Clap Presents: Chef Lonely Heart's Cake for One

Real Story.  Real Stupid.

"Usually it's just soup for one, salad for one, wine for three."
-Edna Krabappel


The handsome husband and I were picking something up at Lunds when we passed a product so stupid, I had to stop and look at it.  A man shopping in close proximity eyed me when I laughed and took a couple of pictures.  This is what I do for you, I make myself look like a nut to bring you these gloriously wasteful stories.  

The stupid product in question is cake, frosting, and drizzle for one.  That's right, a single serving of cake in a cup, a single serving of "drizzle" in a pouch, and a single serving of frosting in yet another pouch.  Technically, there are four servings in the drizzle and frosting pouches but the intended use is for a single serving of cake.   

I think someone working on new products for Duncan Hines watched a vintage episode of The Simpsons and stole the idea from Chef Lonely Heart.  Chef Lonely Heart's Soup for One is what Edna Krabappel buys for her dinner at the Kwik E Mart.  This was in the episode Bart the Lover from February 13, 1992.  Yes, I remembered this from when I watched it on that day.  

The packaging is extremely wasteful as the pouches can't be recycled.  It isn't hard to make a single serving cake in a cup from scratch, my kids have done it many times.  

My two cents:  Cake, frosting, and drizzle for one is so f*cking stupid.  If you want cake, have cake, but don't create a mountain of trash just because you are lazy and want instant gratification.

Rating:  I give Perfect Size for 1 by Duncan Hines 1 out of 5 possible slow claps for catering to the gluttonous, moronic nature of the American people.


Perfect Size for 1 Cake.

Don't forget the frosting and drizzle too!

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