*Mama Betty's Pre-filled Easter Eggs and More!

Mama Betty is proud to announce a new produce and line of services just in time for Easter!  Are you busy?  Tired?  Worn out?  Has the holiday snuck up on you and you don't know what to do?  No problem!  With Mama Betty's pre-filled Easter eggs and more, you can still give your family the special holiday they deserve.  Giving your family a memorable holiday has never been easier.

All children love an Easter egg hunt and that is something we take pride in organizing.  Simply go to the website and select the number of children that will be participating and answer a few short questions about candy and color preferences so that we can tailor the hunt to each child in order to maximize their enjoyment.  If you don't have time to hide the eggs, don't worry, that's no problem.  Our skilled staff is happy to come to your home and hide the pre-filled Easter eggs for you, and if you don't have time to assist your little ones during the hunt, our staff can do that too.

Are you stumped at what to put in your child's Easter basket?  It can be hard to know what your children will like so leave it to us and not to chance.  Our staff uses an extremely extensive algorithm that can accurately predict what your child wants in their Easter basket 100 percent of the time.  If you like, our staff can go one step further and hide the basket for you and give all the credit to that big fluffy bunny that your kids love so much.    

If you don't have time to dye eggs with your kids or just don't want to, we can help.  Our staff is prepared to show up with enough dye packets and hard-boiled eggs to make any little one squeal with delight.  You don't want a mess?  With our highly trained staff, there will be no mess because we clean that up too.

Are you fretting over grocery shopping and meal prep?  Don't do that to yourself!  Mama Betty has a perfect solution for you with two options that are sure to please.  We have a team of chefs that will make your meal, deliver it to your door, and do all the clean up for you.  If that's not quite what you're looking for, we have an upgraded option where we will send a top chef to your home with all the groceries and trimmings.  Our top chef will prepare the food, do all the cleanup, and even give you the credit if you so choose.

Mama Betty's pre-filled Easter eggs and more are here to serve you.  Make the holiday special for your family and easy for you.  You won't regret it, just check out our testimonials!

It's the best food my wife's never made.

-Tom

This service is a dream come true for step-moms and women dating men with children!

-Linda

I know my kids loved it because they gave me a shout out on Snapchat to thank me.

-Brenda

You owe it to your children to get this service!

-Bobby Jo

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