Saturday, January 12, 2019

*The Garbage Museum

Minnesota is proud to be opening the very first Garbage Museum.  The Garbage Museum resides on the entire fifth floor of the newly remodeled Mall of America.  Speaking on behalf of the Garbage Museum is Abe Finklehoff, the curator of this fascinating new venture.  

"The Garbage Museum is a new age homage to all of the forgotten treasures of yesteryear.  Humans are forgetful creatures and delight in the idea of nostalgia.  People like reminders of how things used to be and how far innovation has progressed.  They enjoy being able to look back and laugh at fads that have long since passed."

"The Garbage Museum is fun for the whole family.  Adults can take a trip back in time and remember how things used to be and children can stare in amazement at how hard life must have been for poor old Mom and Dad."

"The Garbage Museum is broken down into sections to make things easier to navigate.  When planning your trip, you can do it all at once or you can get a multipass and do a couple of sections each day.  When you're not touring the Garbage Museum, feel free to shop the Mall of America and pick up a few things that are sure to be featured in the Garbage Museum in a few years," says Finklehoff.

Here is an exciting sneak peek at a few of the wings:

-Technology-

The 8 track player and tapes

The Apple II
(visitors can play a game of Oregon Trail)

The Betamax player

Calculator watch

Dial-up modem

The evolution of the floppy disc

Numeric pagers

Palm Pilot

Analog rotary phone


-Wardrobe-

Jelly shoes

Polyester leisure suit

Belted leotard with leg warmers

Piano key necktie

Zubaz


-Health-

Ab toning belt

Belt exerciser machine

NordicTrack

The Shake Weight

Sweatin' to the Oldies (on VHS)

Thigh Master
(squeeze, squeeze your way to shapelier hips and thighs)

Toning shoes


-Beauty-

Banana clips

Blue eye shadow

Hair crimper

Make sure to get your tickets early, the Garbage Museum is going to be a hit!


*Satirical Saturday brought to you by Betty

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