The long wait for an easier cup of coffee is over! Just in time for the holidays, the Keurig AZ-1000 is hitting stores everywhere. It’s this year’s hot item and everyone is going to want one. Give the gift of convenience to the ones you love with the Keurig AZ-1000. This Keurig has everything you want from A to Z! Why 1000? Just because it’s so badass!
The old Keurig machines offered you a single cup of coffee easier than some caveman era machines that you had to put the coffee in by hand. Who even puts coffee in a machine by hand anyway? And a filter too? Get out of town! K-cups changed all that by offering you an easier, faster way by just allowing you to pop in the K-cup, add some water, and push a button. It was certainly better than the old drip coffee method but we have taken it one step further for you!
The Keurig AZ-1000 is simplicity at its best. Simply open the box, take out your single use machine, set it on your counter, and the rest is history! The secret is that each single-use machine is ready and waiting for you. Each machine is designed to be used one time to ensure you can get your cup of brew when you want it, how you want it.
Every single AZ-1000 is preloaded with a K-cup, 6 ounces of water in a sealed pack, a thick Styrofoam cup, a lithium-ion battery, and an onboard computer with a sensor. The sensor is triggered when you set it on your counter and it immediately begins brewing your perfect cup of joe. Want cream and sugar, flavored syrup, a straw or stir stick? No problem! That’s what the onboard computer is for. It syncs with all of your previous selections and knows what you want before you know you want it. Did you know that you want a sprinkle of cinnamon and a little paper umbrella in your next cup? The Keurig AZ-1000 knew and that’s what it made for you. It also knows when you want whip cream on top, when you want a knitted cup cozy, and when you want your name handwritten on the side of your cup.
The Keurig AZ-1000 also comes with a thick plastic bag and zip tie for convenient disposal. Just put your single-use machine back into the box, gently place it in the bag and secure the top closed with the zip tie provided. You’ll find that we thought of everything because Keurig cares about you and the environment. Want another cup of delicious coffee? No problem, just grab another single-use machine and you are on your way to another perfect cup. The Keurig AZ-1000 makes it that easy!
*Satirical Saturday brought to you by Betty
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