Sunday, October 21, 2018

A Bidet? I Don’t Mind If I Bi-do!

My husband ordered a Bio-Bidet back in 2012.  I thought he was nuts. A few hundred American dollars for something to spray your rump seemed pretty crazy to me but since we are good at compromising, (or at least we are sympathetic to the perceived needs of the other) we ordered the Bio-Bidet.  The whole family was excited to try it out and it didn’t disappoint. It warms the seat and the water, it has buttons on the commode as well as a handheld remote and offers several cleaning features. Ladies can wash the front, everyone can wash the back, and you can use a drying feature to eliminate the need for toilet paper.  Feeling backed up? You can wash the poop right out of your butt with the touch of a button. Not kidding. Kids can use it to cut down or eliminate skids. It will wash out your undercarriage after an evening spent copulating. A Bio Bidet just might be what your bathroom needs.

BB-1000 Supreme

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