*Mama Betty's Boof Buster

"Harnessing the awesome power of methane, one toot at a time."

Mama Betty's Brand is proud to announce the Boof Buster!  The Boof Buster is a revolutionary new device that will change the way the world views gas.  What gas?  Your gas!  You no longer have to feel embarrassed about farting in the company of others.  With the Boof Buster, fluffer-doodles are something to be proud of!  

So how does it work?  Glad you asked!  The Boof Buster's patented design allows the user to gently press their posterior into the reverse buttock mold.  Once a seal is made, it triggers a gentle suction that sucks up all of that beautiful methane.  The air biscuit then travels through an intricate series of gas collection pipes until it reaches the closest treatment plant where it is burned and converted into energy.  

The methane captured by Mama Betty's Boof Buster can be used to produce electricity, heat buildings, or power vehicles.  Now that methane is collected, instead of being released into the atmosphere, we are drastically reducing global warming and the effects of climate change.  

How will you be able to get to a Boof Buster when the urge strikes?  Easy.  Every Boof Buster is made from 100% recycled materials and can be made for less than it costs to produce a hand dryer.  Soon there will be a Boof Buster in every home and business so that every last puff of flatulence can be converted into clean energy. 

Thanks to Mama Betty's Boof Buster, you no longer have to blame the dog or a low flying duck.  You can take pride when you rip one, knowing that Mama Betty is harnessing the awesome power of methane, one toot at a time.

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