*Mama Betty's Korn Kob Holders by Kanye

Thank Yeezus!  The Korn Kob Holders by Kanye are finally here!  Treat yourself to a pair of these handcrafted beauties and be the envy of your social circle.  Each pair of Korn Kob Holders by Kanye are handcrafted by a few select chosen artists and extreme care is taken to ensure that each pair is made to Kanye's level of perfection.  Each pair is constructed from a couple of authentic mystical magical unicorns that once roamed free in the Bubblegum Forest of Happy Dreamland.  Only the very best unicorns were selected for their spectacular rainbow horns.  Care was taken not to harm the animal while their beautiful horns were being surgically removed.  After the horns are removed, they are cut down to size and coated in a thick glossy lacquer mixed with equal parts diamond dust and tears from Yeezy himself.  The lacquer is then buffed to maximize shine and then gently rubbed against Kim's luxuriously plump posterior in a clockwise motion in accordance with Kanye's strict specifications.  Lastly, Kanye kisses each Korn Kob Holder before placing it in its diamond-encrusted keepsake box.  Kanye personally suggests using the Korn Kob Holders for your very best selection of corn on the cob topped with a mixture of 24-carat gold and butter flavored Crisco, skip the salt, Kanye recommends you to save that for the watermelon.  Due to the majestic nature of these handcrafter horns, supplies are limited.  Order your very own pair of Korn Kob Holders by Kanye while supplies last!!!

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